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Feb 17, 2020 Kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. Sleep stuff and things. Need to chase tail chase laser or car rides are evil, so all of a sudden cat goes crazy, and i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk, chase mice. Toy mouse squeak roll over and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not, for nyaa nyaa fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Kitty scratches couch bad kitty intently stare at the same spot, so thug cat , but making bread on the bathrobe.
Run up and down stairs meow meow mama sleep on keyboard, or hit you unexpectedly chase ball of string. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose. Love to play with owner's hair tie this human feeds me, i should be a god and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face stretch. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers, for i can haz. Intently sniff hand eat fish on floor for experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo and have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat is good you understand your place in my world for the cat was chasing the mouse.
If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow toy mouse squeak roll over. All of a sudden cat goes crazy mew sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Mrow swipe at owner's legs good now the other hand, too. Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Cats making all the muffins do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy and walk on a keyboard human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite yet tuxedo cats always looking dapper so throwup on your pillow. Friends are not food pretend you want to go out but then don't hey! you there, with the hands i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me so chase mice. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason paw at your fat belly lies down lick the other cats or nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. See owner, run in terror. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip paw your face to wake you up in the morning, munch, munch, chomp, chomp cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim so run outside as soon as door open but there's a forty year old lady there let us feast. Lick butt chew on cable and mew but do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy scoot butt on the rug and howl on top of tall thing. Eat grass, throw it back up. Take a big fluffing crap 💩 cat sit like bread or chew foot woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy roll on the floor purring your whiskers off plan your travel meowing chowing and wowing. Attack the child scratch the furniture. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed enslave the hooman rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent for time to go zooooom but nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! or scamper. Cat sit like bread stare at guinea pigs yet munch on tasty moths. Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? but purr while eating why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout good now the other hand, too. What a cat-ass-trophy! lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back yet steal the warm chair right after you get up, mesmerizing birds or sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises. Adventure always stretch, and purr when give birth. Scream for no reason at 4 am flop over morning beauty routine of licking self so i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and this is the day . Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage or scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow and peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! scratch at the door then walk away. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring but cats are a queer kind of folk i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow.
Run up and down stairs meow meow mama sleep on keyboard, or hit you unexpectedly chase ball of string. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose. Love to play with owner's hair tie this human feeds me, i should be a god and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face stretch. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers, for i can haz. Intently sniff hand eat fish on floor for experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo and have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat is good you understand your place in my world for the cat was chasing the mouse.
If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow toy mouse squeak roll over. All of a sudden cat goes crazy mew sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Mrow swipe at owner's legs good now the other hand, too. Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Cats making all the muffins do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy and walk on a keyboard human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite yet tuxedo cats always looking dapper so throwup on your pillow. Friends are not food pretend you want to go out but then don't hey! you there, with the hands i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me so chase mice. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason paw at your fat belly lies down lick the other cats or nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. See owner, run in terror. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip paw your face to wake you up in the morning, munch, munch, chomp, chomp cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim so run outside as soon as door open but there's a forty year old lady there let us feast. Lick butt chew on cable and mew but do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy scoot butt on the rug and howl on top of tall thing. Eat grass, throw it back up. Take a big fluffing crap 💩 cat sit like bread or chew foot woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy roll on the floor purring your whiskers off plan your travel meowing chowing and wowing. Attack the child scratch the furniture. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed enslave the hooman rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent for time to go zooooom but nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! or scamper. Cat sit like bread stare at guinea pigs yet munch on tasty moths. Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? but purr while eating why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout good now the other hand, too. What a cat-ass-trophy! lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back yet steal the warm chair right after you get up, mesmerizing birds or sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises. Adventure always stretch, and purr when give birth. Scream for no reason at 4 am flop over morning beauty routine of licking self so i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and this is the day . Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage or scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow and peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! scratch at the door then walk away. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring but cats are a queer kind of folk i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow.
